[ Keutel, Sheisse, Poep, Merde, Carajo, Kak, Bolus, Poop, Drol, Shit !]
[ Do I look like shit? Yes I do, and I'm proud of (sh)it ]
[ The chicken (yes, the one with the golden eggs) has to shit too..... ]
[ When I drop, you are singing Goldfinger... ]
[ eat shit! millions of flies can't be wrong... ]
[ When I hit the fan, it will break the fan... ]
[ I look like shit but, you can't smoke me... ]
[ Any more jokes? Yes, I look like shit... ]
[ Well, there are worse things in life... Stercus accidit, sorry, that was latin. I mean "shit happens". You look like shit too from my perspective... Well, I don't want to be nasty, I already smell nasty, which is bad enough... To cut a long story short, I'm a pyrite (sometimes mixed with marcasite). Yes, you hear it from my shitty accent. I'm from Germany... From the Rohdenhaus quarry to be exact. Perhaps the biggest quarry in Germany, or even the biggest quarry in Europe? Rohdenhaus is a limestone quarry, so I don't have to say much more about my origin right? There is a lot of me in limestone, usually we're the most common stuff around. Looking like shit though is quite rare... There's a saying "it went from poop to piss", to say that "it went from bad to worse", and that's true for me too... When you leave me in open air I change into a lot of nasty stinking stuff ]
[ Sorry for talking shit here... ]
[ Oh my god, Fat Bastard left a floater... ]
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